 @0 = ~Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force Soundset~
 @1 = ~I get it. Laugh's on me, ha?~ [CARLBi]
 @2 = ~This don't matter, none of this matters...~ [CARLBj]
 @3 = ~Alright, whatever, I don't care. Just you know, do what I tell you.~ [CARLBk]
 @4 = ~Now you are speaking my language here! I knew you wasn't gay!~ [CARLBs]
 @5 = ~Yeah, good one, I never thought of that...~ [CARLBt]
 @6 = ~I like to park it in some whore.~ [CARLBu]
 @7 = ~Well alright! Just, you know, give me a sec, let me adjust myself.~ [CARLBv]
 @8 = ~Can I not just live here without having to occasionally deal with you animals!~ [CARLBx]
 @9 = ~Look, hey! Talk to me all you want but just don't look at me! I mean it freezes me up! I don't know if it's science or anything but somehow it knows!~ [CARLBy]
@16 = ~Too bad you're a pussy!~ [CARLBa]
@17 = ~Here we go!~ [CARLB8]
@18 = ~This pig is messing with me! Ain't you piggy, eh?~ [CARLB9]
@19 = ~Did I stutter?~ [CARLBg_]
@21 = ~I think of is that girl's boobs... covered in vomit~ [CARLBd] 
@24 = ~This dude gave me $40 a month to put it here and I ain't gotta do jack! Except write in the check! AHAHAHA you know what I mean?~ [CARLBo]
@25 = ~Nothin'! Why you call me here?~ [CARLBf]
@26 = ~I mean, I'll do it if somebody like, passes it to me or whatever...~ [CARLBg]
@27 = ~Is that all you came to say?~ [CARLBh]
@28 = ~Tonight!~ [CARLB0]
@32 = ~YEEEEAH!~ [CARLBz] 
@33 = ~Ahhh shoot! Almost!~ [CARLB1] 
@34 = ~~ [CARLBl] 
@37 = ~Shine some sun where the sun don't shine! You know what I mean?~ [CARLBq] 
@38 = ~Oh, no!~ [CARLB6] 
@39 = ~This dude back where I worked at a styrofoam peanut factory he converted a toilet into like a bomb... You just sort of put you face over the seat... it was pretty badass!~ [CARLBp] 
@40 = ~~ [CARLBm] 
@42 = ~Man I feel good outhere! Might just get nude! Eheheh!~ [CARLBn] 
@43 = ~You know, at this point, it doesn't matter!~ [CARLBw] 
@46 = ~Damn it! No, don't worry I fell two storys, I'm fine.~ [CARLBe] 
@48 = ~You're face is gonna bi gone when I shove it up the salami slicer!~ [CARLB2] 
@49 = ~No, no, no... save it for christmas! Shove it just right back up your ass!~ [CARLB3] 
@50 = ~You heard what I ordered? I'm gonna be farting blood over here!~ [CARLBb] 
@54 = ~I've been shooting blanks since that killer whale nipped me in the stones... A blessing in desguise I mean I don't whant no kids wearing my ass down. I should've kept that story to myself~ [CARLBr] 
@55 = ~Yeah, I don't know about that, I mean...~ [CARLB4] 
@56 = ~Have a crappy weekend! I hope your house burns down!~ [CARLBw_]
@57 = ~Oh, wow! How thoughtful!~ [CARLBx_]
@58 = ~What? You're gonna have girls here?~ [CARLBy_]
@59 = ~Are you... you talking to me here?~ [CARLBz_]
@64 = ~You know... sort of like that movie Predator!~ [CARLB5] 
@65 = ~Oh boy that's rotten. Let's take another shover before the dirtiness.~ [CARLBc] 
@67 = ~Yeah, good one, I never thought of that...~ [CARLB7] 
@70 = ~CARLB~
